[Thoughts in Haiku] Artemis Fowl

Book Summary and Thoughts in Haiku on: Artemis Fowl (Book 1) by Eoin Colfer

Arty’s a genius
Young criminal mastermind
Hero or villain?

Kidnaps Holly Short
LEPrecon, not what you think
Armed and dangerous

Fairy folk, beware
Artemis, out to get you
Outsmart you, he will

Artemis, take heed
Fairies, smarter than assumed
Butler is awesome

Quick  Quotable Quotes

  • “Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist and that I am not a gibbering moron.” – Artemis Fowl
  • “Confidence is ignorance. If you’re feeling cocky, it’s because there’s something you don’t know.” – Foaly, the Centaur
  • “If I win, I’m a prodigy. If I lose, then I’m crazy. That’s the way history is written.” – Artemis Fowl
  • “Argh? Pathetic and inarticulate. Nice combination. Your mothers must be so proud.” – Butler
  • “Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.” – Butler
  • “Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armory. Though I’m sure one would be quite sufficient.” – Artemis Fowl
  • “(to Holly) At the risk of sounding cliched, I’ve been expecting you.” – Artemis Fowl


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